… putting food that I need to eat to in order to stay alive right beside
me whilst locking up the fork and spoon away in a safe and then
subsequently tying me to my chair with my hands behind my back. I
can still eat (albeit not finish it all) but it calls for some acrobatics in
order for me to accomplish it. That is pretty much the analogy of the
situation I’m in right now.

God I hate proxy servers… :(((