Woke up late. Jumped into bathroom. Turned on shower. Ran out of
shampoo. Used sister’s leftover shower gel
instead. Applied toothpaste on toothbrush. Brushed teeth with
right hand while worked lather on head with left hand. Rinsed
mouth, head and body until clean. Toweled off and put on clothes.
Combed hair. Ate breakfast. Drove to office. Blablabla. Come
lunchtime while walking to warong friend says: “That’s some
funky purple tinge you got on your hair, dude!” Anti-stress
indeed.
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Brushed teeth with right hand while worked lather on head with left hand.
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bwaahahahahaaa! i believe you mistook that one for the ‘purple helmeted soldier’, my friend!
ROTFL, at least it’s not pink, err, shower gel. heh..
goodie! a new way to a non-permanent, cheap hair colour-do! now what was the name of the left over shower gel…?
it’s linked in the entry above… ;)
my sister’s hair once turned green on account of exposing her newly colored hair to too much chlorine in the swimming pool.
Well, at least purple doesn’t really clash with black hair… =/
nasib baik bukan macam there’s something bout mary.. :P