Don’t Be Fooled By The Rocks That I Got

‘Cos these are the accursed pebbles in my garden hose. I could have been a gemstone dealer but alas, it was fated that I end up being a quarry. Anyways, as I said before, nothing says “I Love You” better than some bling-bling from the depths of the kidneys, especially when you get to pass them out on your own. Coming soon to a store near you as a novelty item this Valentine’s, folks.

Hopefully that grossed you out. Now if you’d excuse me, I’m gonna make myself a sandwich and Milo… on the rocks.

7 Comments

  1. Pok Ku

    You got kidney stones? Ouch!
    Drink plenty of water from now on!

  2. dJ phuturecybersonique

    already am at 3 liters a day (minimum) all this while but they still form. it’s the uric acid level in my blood that’s on the high side.

  3. maman

    takde treatment ke utk stabilkan ur uric acid ?

  4. nong

    Aiyyoooooo..U gotta be careful, first the stone, then come gout…

  5. nora

    don’t take so much of acidic food. they’ll make your uric acid level go skyhigh. eg. tomatoes, lime and oranges.

  6. sue

    eww iwan..did u tadah ur kencing or wot? it looks like rice krispies

  7. dJ phuturecybersonique

    rice krispies, eh? hmmm… the next time you’re having them for breakfast, just remember that picture above and where it all came from! :D

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