‘Cos these are the accursed pebbles in my garden hose. I could have been a gemstone dealer but alas, it was fated that I end up being a quarry. Anyways, as I said before, nothing says “I Love You” better than some bling-bling from the depths of the kidneys, especially when you get to pass them out on your own. Coming soon to a store near you as a novelty item this Valentine’s, folks.
Hopefully that grossed you out. Now if you’d excuse me, I’m gonna make myself a sandwich and Milo… on the rocks.