- Old enough to do it / Yes please! / Anywhere comfortable
Ha. Ha. I’m laughing on the inside.
So what’s your real name then?
- Mohammad Redzuan.
That’s not your full name is it?
- Nope, that’s just my first name and I don’t intend to disclose my last name unless you’re figuring out a name to write that check to.
How old are you and when were you born?
- It’s explained in this
- . Do the math as it keeps changing every second I breathe.
What’s up with that long nickname?
- phuturecybersonique is a monicker given to me by a friend who operated a
- (Bulletin Board System – think of it as a website that is accessible only by dialling up) in 1993-94. Back then, I used to do lots of music (sonique) composition and mixing/remixing (dJ) on my good ol’
- computer (cyber). The whole set up was pretty futuristic (phuture) at that time, more so since it was all within the confines of a teenager’s room. So, put them all together and you get dJ phuturecybersonique. I get a kick seeing people fumbling around with the nick on various websites so far (it comes out too long!). Heheh!
So what’s this website all about?
- Stuff that comes into my head or whatever I stumble upon that I thought I’d write about. It mostly revolves around things that are of interest to me inspired by my constant navel gazing. Most of the time the stuff I write doesn’t make much sense but hey, that’s just me! Wait till you see the comments people put. It gets weirder.
What interests you?
- Mostly stuff relating to computing (development, networking and security). Lately, I’ve taken interest in music mangling and mutilation via mashups. You can find them on the
- page. I’m also interested in amateur photography in both print and digital mediums. I read just about any book, magazine, etc. that I come across. I enjoy running and in-line skating whenever I find the time as well as rollercoasting (front row center and hands-free, baby!) whenever I have the time and money.
Do you have a job or are you bumming around since you’re so free to write all this?
- Yes, I do have a full time job. I enjoy my work so much that it makes other people think I’m bumming around.
Describe yourself in a word.
- Geeky oxymoron.
But that’s two words.
What’s your pet peeve?
- It’s gotta be
- . I hate traffic jams. They make me sleep at the steering wheel and make other drivers behind my car angry ‘cos I’m asleep on the steering wheel.
- is another pet peeve. My penis doesn’t need any enlargement and I don’t have boobs to grow as well.
Why aren’t there any pictures of you on this website?
- It broke the camera. However, if you look hard enough, there are a few pictures of me lying around the website. The camera just wasn’t the same after that though.
If you have three wishes, what would they be?
- Good health, happiness, and three more wishes ad nauseum.
What would be the first question you ask a babelicious looking hothoochiemomma?
- Briefs, boxers, bikinis or thongs?
Any words of advice to dispense?
- 1. Never shower with a toaster. 2. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.