A/S/L?

    Old enough to do it / Yes please! / Anywhere comfortable

Ha. Ha. I’m laughing on the inside.

    Hehe!

So what’s your real name then?

    Mohammad Redzuan.

That’s not your full name is it?

    Nope, that’s just my first name and I don’t intend to disclose my last name unless you’re figuring out a name to write that check to.

How old are you and when were you born?

    • It’s explained in this

particular entry

    . Do the math as it keeps changing every second I breathe.

What’s up with that long nickname?

    • phuturecybersonique is a monicker given to me by a friend who operated a

BBS

    • (Bulletin Board System – think of it as a website that is accessible only by dialling up) in 1993-94. Back then, I used to do lots of music (sonique) composition and mixing/remixing (dJ) on my good ol’

Commodore Amiga A1200

    computer (cyber). The whole set up was pretty futuristic (phuture) at that time, more so since it was all within the confines of a teenager’s room. So, put them all together and you get dJ phuturecybersonique. I get a kick seeing people fumbling around with the nick on various websites so far (it comes out too long!). Heheh!

So what’s this website all about?

    Stuff that comes into my head or whatever I stumble upon that I thought I’d write about. It mostly revolves around things that are of interest to me inspired by my constant navel gazing. Most of the time the stuff I write doesn’t make much sense but hey, that’s just me! Wait till you see the comments people put. It gets weirder.

What interests you?

    • Mostly stuff relating to computing (development, networking and security). Lately, I’ve taken interest in music mangling and mutilation via mashups. You can find them on the

Audio

    page. I’m also interested in amateur photography in both print and digital mediums. I read just about any book, magazine, etc. that I come across. I enjoy running and in-line skating whenever I find the time as well as rollercoasting (front row center and hands-free, baby!) whenever I have the time and money.

Do you have a job or are you bumming around since you’re so free to write all this?

    Yes, I do have a full time job. I enjoy my work so much that it makes other people think I’m bumming around.

Describe yourself in a word.

    Geeky oxymoron.

But that’s two words.

    • Okay,

Geeky-oxymoron

    then.

What’s your pet peeve?

    • It’s gotta be

being stuck in traffic jams

    . I hate traffic jams. They make me sleep at the steering wheel and make other drivers behind my car angry ‘cos I’m asleep on the steering wheel.

Email spam

    is another pet peeve. My penis doesn’t need any enlargement and I don’t have boobs to grow as well.

Why aren’t there any pictures of you on this website?

    It broke the camera. However, if you look hard enough, there are a few pictures of me lying around the website. The camera just wasn’t the same after that though.

If you have three wishes, what would they be?

    Good health, happiness, and three more wishes ad nauseum.

What would be the first question you ask a babelicious looking hothoochiemomma?

    Briefs, boxers, bikinis or thongs?

Any words of advice to dispense?

    1. Never shower with a toaster. 2. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.