Month: December 2007

The Long Weekend Project

I got done coding the forthcoming version of this weblog and the bit to handle the migration of the contents and comments over the long weekend. It's just waiting be unveiled in due time now. Not only that, I also managed to catch up with not one, but TWO movie DVDs (The Simpsons Movie and Pixar Short Films Collection Vol.1) as well as listened to not two, not three, but FOUR music album CDs (Faizal Tahir's Aku.Muzik.Kamu, Melissa Indot's Ecelecticism, Sara Bareilles' Little Voice and Blake Lewis' Audio Day Dream) in full. I even managed to go visit some relatives on Eid and neighbors on Christmas. In between all of that, I got a piece of music that's been playing in my head down as a demo.

I would reckon the above can be counted as a bunch of personal achievements to wrap my 2007 up. Amazing what one can do when there are virtually no interruptions and distractions that usually get in your way. I should try doing that more often next year or at least, while I can.

Catch y'all on the flip side.

Oat-schmiel

Due to logistical reasons, I have mostly been staying out of my apartment over the last couple of weeks. When I came back this evening, I was struck by the funky smell that greeted me as I opened the door. It could only mean one thing: I forgot to take the trash out before I left home. Turns out that was only half of it. There were unwashed dishes with some of the remaining oatmeal I had for breakfast last week in the sink. Only this time, the oatmeal moved. The nutrients on the oatmeal must have acted like steroids to whatever organisms that were living on it. It's actually one of those sights that makes me go Steve Irwin: "Crikey! Isn't she gorgeous, mate! What a beauty!" I shall never look at oatmeal the same way again.

I actually took a photo of it before washing it away but I'm stopping short of putting it up here as it might seriously jeopardize whatever chances I have left for any relationship with the opposite sex.

Kikis

Diubah daripada lagu Seksis nyanyian Anita Sarawak
Lagu dan lirik asal oleh Edry KRU

Bila ku menjeling kau ‘kan tegur
Tak henti-henti membebel
Sampai ku tercabar
Sebelum bertarung kau dah pun kena singkir

Si gadis jalanan mengenyit mata
Stereotaip pun tak apa
Bila di jalanan kau tunjuk lawa
Mengalahkan Siti Nurhaliza

Oh mana keayuannya?
Balik-balik oh muka itu jua
Dahulu hingga kini
Kau memonopoli cuba menguasai
Diriku ini oh! Mana adil?

Jangan anggap ku sederhana
Hanya kerana aku jejaka
Walaupun tak setampan mana
Engkau pun apa kurangnya

Jangan ingat aku selamba
Nanti engkau pulak yang tercabar
Usahlah merayu lagi
Jelas sudah kau syok sendiri
Godaanmu akan ku tangkis
Kerana kau memang kaki kikis

Pabila ku ramah manis lidah
Kau tuduhku ‘tackle’ perempuan muda
Namun bila kau menggoda aku
Katamu kau terpikat padaku

Bukan main miang buat manja
Memang boros bila berbelanja
Hujung bulan tiba gajiku pula
Kau habiskan buat beli-belah

Oh mana keayuannya?
Asyik-asyik oh muka itu jua
Dahulu hingga kini
Bosan menguasai hingga makan diri
Sampai bila lagi?
Sudahlah pergi!

Jangan anggap ku sederhana
Hanya kerana aku jejaka
Walaupun tak setampan mana
Engkau pun apa kurangnya

Jangan ingat aku selamba
Nanti engkau pulak yang tercabar
Usahlah merayu lagi
Jelas sudah kau syok sendiri
Godaanmu akan ku tangkis
Kerana kau memang kaki kikis

Lirik saduran asal oleh icelemontea dipetik dari forum Cari.com.my.
Diubahsuai dan diremix oleh dJ phuturecybersonique.

Geek Lyrics

Chorus:
Stop pickin’ on me
Because I’m a geek
I’m strange to you
You’re strange to me
Well one of these days
I’m gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall
My face… my face on TV!

They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder
Sand kickers coming sixty clicks upon the sonar
They’re gonna fold me over like a Trapper Keeper folder
If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal
I’m a geek — spelled G-double-E-K
I meet my boys in the basement about every day
A card table, comic books and cans of coke
That we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke
We got style — tape on our glasses
Zits on our faces, and hair on our asses
Shiny shoes, belt buckles, and pocket protectors
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s
We got problems — namely the jocks
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touching the tit
If I was Wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go, “SNIKT!”
I’m not perfect — the before picture of Peter Parker
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles
I got brains — fuck B’s and C’s
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve

(Chorus)

Don’t fuck with a geek just cuz he got a gift
You get in my way bitch, you get a Vulcan neck pinch
One night I didn’t go to sleep — up playing Risk
At dawn I won, got global dominance
But it in the hallway it’s completely different shit
Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split
Can’t seem to catch a ride
Can’t ever get a date
But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great
Prom night bites! Primadonnas prevail
I’m at home reciting lines from “The Holy Grail”
Stuffed nose and some swollen glands
Never been kissed, never been holding hands
Just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath
Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class
Being a geek, it aint so bad
I can’t get laid, I got Japanime stashed
And a mind jam packed with sci fi facts
Dreadnoks rock! Dinobots kick ass!

Karim Daud – Tujuh Hari

Yeahhh…
Karim Daud…
Dalam rumah…
Dengarkanlah…
Karim Daud…
Ahhh…
Yeahhh…

Dalam perjalanan ke rumah kawan
Yang tinggal beberapa lot dari rumah ku (oh)
Tengah aku jalan ke LRT
Agak-agak dalam pukul 3 suku

Di depan ku
Terdapat seorang madu yang badannya cantik gila
Dia tanya waktu
Aku jawab soalannya berharga namanya dan nombor enam digit dan dating bersamaku pukul 9 esok

Adakah dia tolak? Tidak
Dia tak kisah? Aku rasa tak
Adakah ia betul? Ya betul
Apakah perjanjiannya? Gadis cun umur 24
Apa dia cakap? Dia cakap dia nak
Lepas tu.. aa..dia tanya aku apa nak buat
Apa kata kita start dengan sebotol arak untuk dua

Isnin
Bawa dia minum hari Selasa
Kita berzina hari Rabu
Dan hari Khamis Jumaat Sabtu, tapi kita lepak hari Ahad
Jumpa dia Isnin
Bawa dia minum hari Selasa
Kita berzina hari Rabu
Dan hari Khamis Jumaat Sabtu, tapi kita lepak hari Ahad

Karim Daud – Tujuh Hari

Mixtape/Playlist: Roadtrippin’ Like It’s 1999

  1. Something For The People – My Love Is The…
  2. Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds – #41 (Live at Luther College)
  3. Big Punisher – Still Not A Player (feat. Joe)
  4. Limp Bizkit – Nookie
  5. Smashing Pumpkins – Landslide
  6. Dave Matthews Band – Lover Lay Down
  7. Lauryn Hill – Ex Factor
  8. Limp Bizkit – Jump Around
  9. Korn – Freak On A Leash
  10. Dave Matthews Band – Crush
  11. TLC – No Scrubs
  12. Tyrese – Lately
  13. Radiohead – Paranoid Android
  14. Heather Nova – What A Feeling
  15. TV Themes – Theme From Felicity
  16. Amy Jo Johnson – Puddle Of Grace
  17. SWV – Can We Get Kinky Tonight
  18. Delinquent Habits – Underground Connection
  19. SWV – Rain
  20. Eric Benet – Spend My Life With You (Duet with Tamia)

Jalil Hamid – Ayam

Ayam… Bermacam ayam
Ada ayam kampung, ayam hutan, ayam siam, ayam peti, ayam belanda
Macam-macam, perihal ayam
Hangat-hangat tahi ayam, sabung ayam, nasi ayam, telur ayam

Ayam hutan boleh terbang
Ayam kampung dalamlah reban
Ayam bandar di dalam pasar
Kadang-kadang ada harga, naik harga, turun harga

Ibu… Si ibu ayam
Telur sebiji riuh sekampung
Ohhh ibu… Oh ibu ayam
Telur dieram, anak sereban

Kata di jalan berkaki ayam
Kalau makan, ajak-ajak ayam
Kalau nak tidur, tidur-tidur ayam
Kalau tak nampak, itu rabun ayam

Makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng (yeah!)
Makan tungking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
Makan kaki ayam kais pagi makan malam
Makan cakar ayam sakit gigi siang malam

Ibu… Si ibu ayam
Telur sebiji riuh sekampung
Ohhh ibu… Oh ibu ayam
Telur dieram, anak sereban

Kata di jalan berkaki ayam
Kalau makan, ajak-ajak ayam
Kalau nak tidur, tidur-tidur ayam
Kalau tak nampak, itu rabun ayam

Makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng (yeah!)
Makan tungking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
Makan kepak ayam, peha ayam, dada ayam
Satu tak boleh makan, jangan makan bulu ayam

Makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng (yeah!)
Makan tungking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
Makan kepak ayam, peha ayam, dada ayam
Satu tak boleh makan, jangan makan tahi ayam

Afdlin Shauki – Aku Lelaki

Sememangnya ku lelaki
Penuh kelemahan diri
Tak boleh nak mengatasi
Keinginan semulajadi
Lapar ku ke kedai kopi
Mencari horlicks dan roti
Terlihat si gadis sunti
Hirup teh bak bidadari

Aku pergi sekolah tinggi
Ada diploma dan degree
Tapi nampak gadis lawa
Cair otak bak… bak… bak… mentega
Ku hilang daya berfikir
Pertuturan ku tercicir
Gatal-gatal dah melanda
Aku mesti bertemunya

CHORUS:
Aku lelaki, Ada keinginan semulajadi
Aku lelaki, Jangan daku dipersalahi
Daku dicipta begini

Ku rapat menghampirinya
Lalu terus ku bertanya
“Adakah nama you Lina?
Teman kolejku yang lama”

Terus dia menidaknya
“Encik salah orang agaknya”
Sememangnya daku tahu
Ia sekadar taktikku
Ku pinta duduk bersama
Konon semua kerusi basah
Lalu ku perkenal diri
“Hi, Saya Afdlin, nama saudari?”

“Nama saya Nurhaliza
Datang dari Parit Buntar
Kalau ingin berkenalan, duduk bang dipersilakan”

CHORUS:
Aku lelaki, Ada keinginan semulajadi
Aku lelaki, Jangan daku dipersalahi
Daku dicipta begini

Hormon daku tak terkawal, ku tak jadi balik awal
Baik terus mengayatnya, mungkin ku dapat nombornya
Datang si penjual bunga, yang nampak kita berdua
“You want buy rose for your girlfriend ah?
Only fifty ringgit sure can ah”

Terus si Nur mengambilnya, aku tengok tak percaya
Daguku jatuh ke meja, di kocekku RM5
Oh mati diriku kini, control hensem pun tak jadi
Kartu kredit ku diberi, “Ahh already expired lah, Mr. Afdlin Shauki”

“Oh nama you Afdlin Shauki, penyanyi popular kini
Tapi bukankah you kini, sudah mempunyai isteri?”

Phuturetronica

The tracks on this mixset are somewhat dated but I’ve grown fond of this mix as this was one of the first mixes I’ve ever done back in 2004. And by hand too (this was way before I got to know about Deckadance or Ableton). I’m putting it up here as the external hard disk that I use to archive my materials is beginning to go wonky already. My balls have shrunk as a result of that. So get it while you can (the track, not my balls).

Tracklist: Mr. Dabada (Carlos Jean), Ya Mamma (Fatboy Slim), Supermokhtar (Tyco/KRU), Magic Carpet Ride (Philip Steir feat. Steppenwolf), Funky Shit (The Prodigy), Morning Lemon (The Chemical Brothers).

dJcybersonique – Phuturetronica

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