A little furore
has erupted over one of our local dailies being a tad explicit
than what the “average Malaysian” is usually accustomed to when
it comes to doing the horizontal hokey pokey.
Here’s a dirty little secret about sex: it really isn’t so dirty
after all. The weird thing is, even though it’s natural, talking
about sex still makes some people uncomfortable. But I think if we
work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort and realize that
sex can actually be a comfort. Heck! Sex can even be a cure
sometimes! Now, how do I know all this, you ask? Because no one
understands how important sex is better than someone who isn’t
having it.
Dedicating: Chris Rock – No Sex (In The Champagne Room)
Male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying.
Hahahaha! Love the last sentence! I *totally* didn’t see that coming.
Oh, I was very surprised to see a huge black cover of that daily yesterday – with huge red letters: WE ARE SORRY.