Always cracks me up reading this page.

    Gentremen!

    “The ox is srow, but the earth is patient.” Crear-ry, Caine is most
    thoughtfur of plesent day kung fu mastas. His moves are consistent
    and without mistake. He has comprete glasp of both snake and
    wandeling camer (defensive) technique and is the betta wallia. Texas
    Langa must rook for success somewha otha than fighting Caine.

Yes, my head’s wandering mindlessly.