Year: 2005 (Page 5 of 10)

Earliest recorded moment of a budding bedroom DJ spinning songs
and possibly having a dig at his nasal cavities while he’s at it.

The kid went on to become a bedroom DJ alright, except instead of
scratching records, he scratches his own rear end.

And today Adek turns another year older. Everybody say “Happy
Birthday, Adek!”

I’m still convinced till
today that Ayah wanted a birthday present in the form of a kid
that year. He almost got his wish. Adek decided to pop out a
couple of days later instead. She’s still confounding Ayah till
today. Heehee! We all love her just the same nonetheless.

Anyone can be a father. But it takes a heckuva dude to be a Dad.
Especially when you have yours truly as the junior.

Happy Birthday, Ayah.

Just in case if that upcoming local reality TV show
Mencari Cinta doesn’t cut it for you overdue bachelors (or bachelorettes) out there, there’s always Abang Best:

Via Laydiefa.
Source unknown.

We all know the charismatic CEO of Apple Computer and Pixar, Steve Jobs. Here is the text of the Commencement address that he gave at Stanford University in the form of three stories.

Continue reading Steve Jobs’ 2005 Commencement Address.

The verbal constipation continues. It doesn’t help that I had
another wisdom tooth extricated two nights ago. Not that it was a
painful thing. I was able to enjoy nasi lemak the next morning
for breakfast barely 10 hours after having it uprooted. I am now
left with two more of those. I guess that officially makes me
half-witted then. Since the dentist managed to pull out the tooth
in whole this time around, I thought I’d bring it back home with
me and sleep on it, hoping that I would be able to meet the tooth
fairy who might turn out to be one hot chick. I don’t recall
meeting anyone who calls herself The Tooth Fairy that night but I
did have a wet dream.

If one day you find me wearing dentures, you can pretty much
figure out what I’ve been up to.

I had my case heard again at the Tribunal on Monday following up
on the previous one I had
earlier this year. Long story short: I settled for the no
liability, ex-gratia payment of 75% from the amount that I’m
claiming. It could have been 100% but it would most probably
entail another hearing or two and having to subpoena the witness
again. It’s much better than the initial offer of 50% though,
which I told the defense lawyer to go find a
wau bulan
and fly it. Lawyers representing nasty companies can really be
nasty sons of bitches bastards. I did tell you
before that I hate lawyers, didn’t I? I hate lawyers.

Yes, we are currently experiencing some verbal constipation on this website. Perhaps some pictures taken during a recent weekend trip to the Pearl Of The Orient will provide some verbal diarrhea relief then. After all, aren't pictures supposed to be worth a thousand words or something?