The Horny Tooth Fairy

The verbal constipation continues. It doesn’t help that I had
another wisdom tooth extricated two nights ago. Not that it was a
painful thing. I was able to enjoy nasi lemak the next morning
for breakfast barely 10 hours after having it uprooted. I am now
left with two more of those. I guess that officially makes me
half-witted then. Since the dentist managed to pull out the tooth
in whole this time around, I thought I’d bring it back home with
me and sleep on it, hoping that I would be able to meet the tooth
fairy who might turn out to be one hot chick. I don’t recall
meeting anyone who calls herself The Tooth Fairy that night but I
did have a wet dream.

If one day you find me wearing dentures, you can pretty much
figure out what I’ve been up to.

8 Comments

  1. Pok Ku

    Dont worry about wearing dentures. Maybe by then I will be wearing them too and you can keep me company.

  2. nur

    wet dream eh?

  3. Anonymous

    tooth fairy tu lawa ke? :P

  4. lyna

    oopsy lupe lak letak name… :p

  5. nong

    smlm baru cabut gigi…

    ada lagi 3 nak kena cabut :(

    tolong!

  6. Albert Ng

    LOL at dentures line. :)

  7. laydiefa

    i’m quarted-witted then. only one left to be extracted.

  8. laydiefa

    ops!
    *quarter

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