Opening the package of the newly purchased 40GB Apple iPod
was certainly an orgasmic experience. Merely holding the box
package in my hands already made me squirt a little. I think I
ejaculated a bit when I opened the box and took the wrappers off
the earbuds, firewire/usb cables, power adapter and the docking
bay. As you might have guessed, by the time I got my hands on the
iPod itself, I had myself totally creamed.
And you wonder why this geek is sans girlfriend sometimes.
Male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying.
Eek… gi mandi wajib.
fuh! early X’mas present ya? Enjoy yer nu toy, bro!
ekk.. dapat ipod pun boleh orgasm??
funny..hhehe..:-P
Use protection ok… dont want unneccessary damage… use i-skin. ‘Stuff’ Magazine featured some more accessories for the i-pod… way cool stuff. ;P