Pebbles In The Garden Hose

I’ve got another one of those episodes where I’m passing rocks.
Yes, people. Hardly a year since the last occurence,
I’m getting another one. Weird thing is that, with the amount
of liquid that I’ve been consuming over the years (at least two
bottles of water from the 1.5L mineral water bottles daily), I
really don’t know what gives. The results of the blood and
urine tests show everything as normal. My kidneys must be ultra
strong to be able to form rocks under tidal wave like conditions
it seems. I’m seeing a urology specialist on this to find out
what’s really going on and monitor stuff until the next one is
passed out. At the rate I’m going, I should have enough of
those to make an engagement and a wedding ring (yeah, both of
’em!). What better way to show affection to the loved one than
something from the very bottom of the kidneys, eh?

2 Comments

  1. Chibster

    Yo, you sure you’re okay dude? I heard that you can dissolve it naturally by eating lots and lots of white carrot. Yeah, seriously lobal putih. Try it.

  2. jawadesonicman

    get well soon. yes, i have heard that lobak putih too. you might try detox or become one of those veggie people. not village people kay…

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