So my dress sense and appearance can be quite “simplistic” at
times (not sloppy/selekeh I assure you) but I think I
really gotta do something about it when I get mistaken for a
waiter at a warong somewhere in Subang. Maybe it’s the
combination of that black concert t-shirt, brown khakis and my
carrying a bowl of soto on a tray that led some girls to mistake
me for someone who was about to bring their order to the table
when I was scouting around for a place to sit. Perhaps I oughtta
try that as a new form of pick up line. I’m preparing for the
eventuality that I might get bitchslapped silly for even trying.
That would still count as some form of physical contact with a
person of the opposite gender in any case, no?
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It’s a good idea. Try it and blog about how you got bitchslapped :D
yeah… and i can imagine the accompanying soundtrack to be The Prodigy’s Smack My Bitch Up… :P
hahahhaa!!!!!! adeehh!! lawaknya, E1 is mistaken for a waiter???? Cam tak percaya jek…
need some wardrobe change?!?!?