“Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.”
“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds … it makes ice.”
“I’m going to leave this world the way I entered it: Dirty, screaming, and torn from the woman I love!”
Courtesy of Homer J. Simpson.
Male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying.
A woman is like a rubber tree. After 30 years with no more latex, it is almost “useless” and can be chopped for firewood use!
rubbertree..that’s awful!