Words Of Wisdom On Women

“Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.”

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds … it makes ice.”

“I’m going to leave this world the way I entered it: Dirty, screaming, and torn from the woman I love!”

Courtesy of Homer J. Simpson.

2 Comments

  1. RubberTree

    A woman is like a rubber tree. After 30 years with no more latex, it is almost “useless” and can be chopped for firewood use!

  2. :P

    rubbertree..that’s awful!

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