Singa Pura-pura Sengal

Aah… Singapore. (Is)Land of High Density Buildings (HDB), cars
that mostly have a road lifespan of 5 to 7 years on the average,
Ah Bengs and Ah Lians (otherwise known as
Type 3 Chinese)
with English names that are bordering on the pretentious
(Aloysius Siew, Jebediah Gan or Pagan Wee anyone? Note: surnames
have been changed to protect yours truly from any possibility of
being caned, cavity searched or subjected to naked earsquats. Oh
wait, wrong country), and a nation that sings their national
anthem in a language that a majority of their people don’t speak
or understand. It’s what Kuala Lumpur could have been had it had
better urban township planning. It’s been three years since my
last trip here and everything seems to be more or less the same
when I left it, although these days I heard they’ve got some
pretty Hot Malay Girls.
Must be the water.


  1. Anne

    wah dah pandai guna sengal now eh? heehee.. crever boi!! :p

  2. olala

    tambah lagi.. tak boleh makan singgam sebab takut bandar kotor.. tapi boleh makan kat JB and biarkan bandar JB kotor.. hehe

  3. Princessren

    jgn lupa dtg balik malaysia yer… ;P

  4. Rudy

    bro, thank u for the link (…god bless u for that ;)

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