Do you find yourself:
- Checking a woman's wedding ring finger when you meet her?
- Mentioning ex-girlfriends early in a conversation so that people don't assume you're gay?
- Having women you are considering hitting on call you 'sir'?
- Saying, 'fifteen years is not that big of an age difference'?
- Sleeping with a Yummy Mummy no longer involve an older woman?
- Having two or more godchildren?
- Thinking 'who are all these old people,' only to find out they're your age?
- Always being put in the worst room of a chalet/villa on holidays?
- Thinking that hair loss a greater threat to the planet than global warming?
If you answered 'yes' to more than half of these questions, you're a SPURMO. You are as endangered as the burrowing owl, mountain gorilla and the Florida manatee.
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