Apparently Chris and Rihanna were partying and she was heard yelling Don't Stop The Music and telling the DJ to Pon De Replay all night long. Chris got sick of it and started to beat her up with an Umbrella. Hurt and shocked, she tried calling for S.O.S. (Rescue Me) but no one heard her. She was this close to tell Chris to Break It Off but instead got him to take her into his car and told him Shut Up And Drive to the closest hospital. Now the poor girl has to go to Rehab.
Male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying.