Perspectives On Living Life

First I was dying to finish my high school and start college. And then I
was dying to finish college and start working. Then I was dying to
marry and have children. And then I was dying for my children to grow
old enough so I could go back to work. But then I was dying to retire.
And now I’m dying. And suddenly I realized I forgot to live.

– Unknown

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death. What’s that, a bonus??! I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old
age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High
School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you
spend you last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa,
room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen!

– Jason Alexander (George Constanza on Seinfeld)

13 Comments

  1. Bartholomew

    This sounds depressing!

  2. dJ phuturecybersonique

    orgasm is depressing?

  3. Bartholomew

    It is. Trust me… :-)

  4. dJ phuturecybersonique

    i think you’re doing it wrong, dude! tak tu, puan lyna? heeheehee!

  5. semey

    seinfeld rawks

  6. idreamofzinnie

    lelaki ada orgasm ke Bart?
    menarik ni. ” kehidupan. .. bukanlah bererti kehidupan selagi seseorang itu tidak sanggup mati atas apa yang dia cintai – david blaine “

  7. Bartholomew

    Ada… lagi-lagi kalau orgasm dicapai tatkala sendirian. Tak depressing begitu?

  8. dJ phuturecybersonique

    aagghhhh! too much information!! tercemar website aku!

  9. Bartholomew

    Hahaha!

  10. dJ phuturecybersonique

    server ni kena samak and then bagi mandi bunga and mandi lulur lepas ni… :P

  11. semey

    Iwan… u gotta rate ur website 18SX now. Tak sesuai untuk kanak-kanak. I wished what George Constanza said was true sometimes. Its like the best years are gone… we are just making the best of the numbers of years we hav left… trying to achieve newer things in life.

  12. pauline

    haiwan. glad,you did die for almost everything isnt that fun.some only have [email protected] dreams till to the expiring date.luck favours a few.

  13. Illyna

    Want you to know that mandi lulur is obscene! They actually rub, clean, scrub your every orifice (Hellowwww down below!) So you might wanna hold that from your sacred server for now.

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