This Is Probably Why I’ve Been Sans Girlfriend

You’re the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is “Do I creep you out?”
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?
Somethin’ I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
Do I creep you out?
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Do I creep you out?

Dedicated to all the ex-es and the misses. Sung to the chorus
of Taylor Hicks’ (American Idol Season 5 winner) “Do I Make You
Proud?”. Taken off Weird Al Yankovic‘s
latest album “Straight Outta Lynwood”, out now in music stores
not in our country. Boo!

1 Comment

  1. Nina

    hahaa! that’s creepy song indeed.

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