The cursedness of my universe in the context of Newton's Laws of Motion can be simply put as follows:
- An object in motion will always be heading in the wrong direction.
- An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
- The energy required to move an object in the correct direction, or put it in the right place, will be more than you wish to expend but not so much as to make the task impossible.
Perhaps I should start living opposite days.