I Dream Of Moist Muffins

A few people have been telling me that they have been having
dreams involving yours truly lately. If you happen to be one of
them and is a member of the opposite sex (bonus points if you’re
one of them Hot Malay Girls),
do tell me if it involved some form of moisture. Let’s talk and
see if there’s a chance for any possible future re-enactment in
real life. If you’re a guy and it involved moisture too, do tell
so that I can bitch/pimp slap
you to your senses. Unless of course, if that dream involved
bitch/pimp slapping AND moisture AND you’re a guy, in which case,
let me just kick you in the nuts till you talk in the key of F#.


  1. Anne

    i would definitely pay to see the bitch/pimp slapping with a pinch of the moisture touch action thingy tht involves a guy with another guy.. but one needs to be wearing tht zexy baby blue thong ahhh.. hahahahahaha.. *pengsan sploh kali*

  2. bibi

    Memang patut kawin sesangat lah Encik Redzuan kita ni….

  3. asfa

    i do dreamt about you…
    being notty wif my hsemate…
    cam tak cayer jer…
    tapi tak aci laa nak jugeee

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